Things about Swallowing Semen Your Teachers Wouldn't Tell You

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Oral sex is good for women’s health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen’s ‘mood-altering chemicals’.

The State University of New York study – which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment – compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health. It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants.

The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.

Semen contains another of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and oxytocin, which also elevates mood.

It also contains thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent), and even serotonin (perhaps the best-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).

Given these ingredients – and this is just a small sample of the mind-altering ‘drugs’ found in human semen – Researchers Gallup and Burch, along with the psychologist Steven Platek, hypothesised that women having unprotected sex should be less depressed than suitable control participants.

Other recent findings from Gallup’s laboratory suggest that semen-exposed women perform better on concentration and cognitive tasks and that women’s bodies can detect ‘foreign’ semen that differs from their long-term or recurrent sexual partner’s signature semen. They suggest the ability to detect foreign sources is an evolved system that often leads to unsuccessful pregnancies – via greater risk of preeclampsia – because it signals a disinvested male partner who is not as likely to provide for the offspring.

Their findings also suggest that women who have unprotected sex with their partners – and therefore are getting regularly inseminated by them – experience more significant depression on breaking up with these men than those who were not as regularly exposed to an ex’s semen, and that they also go on the rebound faster in seeking new sexual partners.


10 Responses to “Things about Swallowing Semen Your Teachers Wouldn't Tell You”

  1. Anna Renee on

    Um this is all fascinating but… it’s totally far from the truth. -_- First, Depression doesn’t exist. Second out of all my “partners” I had the most unprotected sex with one. NONE of them dissatisfied me or gave me any less pleasure than the one that performed unprotected. Mind you I don’t take birth control. Third, Oral sex is gross and doesn’t provide any added “happiness” into my life. It makes me gag… literally. Maybe the ones you did your little “experiment” on were all sluts who like it in the mouth. I can tell you first hand that protected sex or not, I’m am plenty happy and capable of comprehension and every day life performances. Try again…

    • Joebbowers on

      Depression doesn’t exist? You’re a fucking idiot. Your beliefs are not only wrong, but downright dangerous. You’re a stupid, stupid person. Please don’t have children, we don’t need or want any more people like you.

      • Christie on

        Let me get this straight. A person says depression doesn’t exist, and you believe it does exist. You then proceed to insult them, telling them to never have children, etc. So I’m confused, do you or do you not believe in depression? You should’ve stopped at “downright dangerous” because you were right there; but everything afterwards was dangerous, too. Are you trying to make them depressed?

    • Good husband on

      I started wife on a daily dose of semen and it’s changed her life.
      Regulated her period and she says she truly feels more relaxed.

  2. Antonio K. on

    Well cortisol is not good, é contrare. It’s actually a stress hormone ergo malign. This is troll science. Just a bunch of hunches an guesses, very unscientifically. Who is responsible for this mumbo jumbo? I want the author of this article to step foreward and reveal himself.


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